oh ann coulter February 8, 2008Posted by KG in 2008 Elections, comedy, politics.
Tags: ann coulter, coulter, john mccain, mccain
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Nominating McCain is the gesture of a desperate party.
Republicans are so shell-shocked and demoralized by the success of the Bush Derangement Syndrome, they think they can fool the voters by nominating an open-borders, anti-tax cut, anti-free speech, global-warming hysteric, pro-human experimentation “Republican.” Which is to say, a Democrat.
As the expression goes, given a choice between a Democrat and a Democrat, voters will always choose the Democrat. The only question remaining is: Hillary or Obama?
On the litmus test issues of our time, only partially excluding Iraq, McCain is a liberal.
— He excoriated Samuel Alito as too “conservative.”
— He promoted amnesty for 20 million illegal immigrants.
— He abridged citizens’ free speech (in favor of the media) with McCain-Feingold.
— He hysterically opposes waterboarding terrorists and wants to shut down Guantanamo.
Can I take a breath now?
— He denounced the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
— He opposes ANWR and supports the global warming cult, even posturing with fellow mountebank Arnold Schwarzenegger in front of solar panels.
The only site that would have been more appropriate for Schwarzenegger in endorsing McCain would have been in front of an abortion clinic.
If Hillary is elected president, we’ll have a four-year disaster, with Republicans ferociously opposing her, followed by Republicans zooming back into power, as we did in 1980 and 1994, and 2000. (I also predict more Oval Office incidents with female interns.)
If McCain is elected president, we’ll have a four-year disaster, with the Republicans in Congress co-opted by “our” president, followed by 30 years of Democratic rule.
There’s your choice, America.