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“and he aren’t” June 23, 2008

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“full metal mccain” – matt taibi at rolling stone… hilarious article:

Even the briefest of surveys of the supporters gracing McCain’s events underscores the kind of red-meat appeal he’s making. Immediately after his speech in New Orleans, a pair of sweet-looking old ladies put down their McCain signs long enough to fill me in on why they’re here. “I tell you,” says one, “if Michelle Obama really doesn’t like it here in America, I’d be very pleased to raise the money to send her back to Africa.”


george carlin, 1937-2008 June 22, 2008

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During his live 1996 HBO special, “Back in Town,” he raged over the shallowness of the ’90s “me first” culture — mocking the infatuation with camcorders, hyphenated names, sneakers with lights on them, and lambasting white guys over 10 years old who wear their baseball hats backwards. Baby boomers, “who went from ‘do your thing’ to ‘just say no’ …from cocaine to Rogaine,” and pro life advocates (“How come when it’s us it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken it’s an omelet?”), were some of his prime targets.

Although some criticized parts of his later work as too contentious, Mr. Carlin defended the material, insisting that his comedy had always been driven by an intolerance for the shortcomings of humanity and society. “Scratch any cynic,” he said, “and you’ll find a disappointed idealist.”

sorry for making you look at all these horrible people at once October 15, 2007

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don’t worry, we’re working on getting rid of the darkies, but they speak like us, so for the time being we’ll let them roll – but we’re on guard in case any of them are tempted to switch allegiances to their respective homelands i.e. dark continents and/or lands where jesus does not reign

(i feel it necessary to issue this disclaimer: the preceding was satire/parody and does not reflect the views and beliefs of second floor)

but it’s for a good cause: humor

the person who comes up with the best caption for this photo gets either e-props or e-dap from yours truly

have at it in the comments section…